[YTP] Debate: Trump Bullies Jeb for the Last Time

George Washington wrote, that “The truth will ultimately die where there is pains taken to help voters
make up their minds.” So let’s begin. Before we get started, candidates, here are
the rules: When we ask you a question you will have one
second to tell the voters something that they need
to hear and one minute selling happy, nice things. If you’re attacked by Mr. Trump, that means please stop talking. Mr. Trump, you get thirty seconds to tell
Governor Bush, “You’re wrong,” and Governor Bush, you don’t get to respond. And when time is up, the light turns red. If you keep talking, you will hear this: *hillary barking* You don’t wanna hear that. Mr. Trump, I want to start with you. So, you’ve been elected President, it’s your first day in the situation room,
what three questions do you ask your national security experts about the world? What we wanna win, when we wanna win, and how hard do we wanna win. Moderator: Uh, Bush-
Jeb: I gotta respond to this! Well, you don’t get to respond. Or you could ask me two questions so I could
get two minutes instead of one- Please stop talking. What three questions do you ask your nationa-
Not on specific issues, not at all. I think the next President, if I’m President
I’ll- *laughter* My mom believes I’m.. I’m a really cool guy. *laughter* The weakest person on this stage, by far is Jeb Bush. They come out of an-You know
what?- act of love. Whether you like it or not, he
is so weak!! Jeb Bush was a big, fat mistake. So, you know, this.. uh, this.. this is the
standard- You don’t get to respond!- operating procedure, to disparage me, that’s
fine- I have to tell you Let me just tell you this, Jeb is so wrong. Jeb is absolutely a big, fat pussy! We have a cleansing- I’m not gonna invite
Donald Trump to the rally in Charlestown on Monday afternoon- I don’t wanna go, pussy- when my brother is gonna speak. It’s laughable and everybody knows it. I’m rescinding the invitation, I thought you
might want to come, but I guess not. You do whatever you want, you tremendous waste! *I got a lot of really cool things that I
could do other than sit around…being miserable* I gotta tell you, this is just crazy, huh? This is just nuts, okay? Jeez, oh man. I’m sorry, John. Moderator: Wait- you said you wanna punch
Mr. Trump in the nose. What does that mean? *Kill Bill Music* You know what, I would suggest, Why don’t we just take all the negative ads
and all the negative comments down from television and let us just talk
about donuts right now, let’s sell that, and the Republican Party
will be stronger as a result. Dr. Carson, I have a question for you, candidates
ar- Carson: Before you ask the question can I
respond to the, you know… the.. the… you know- Moderator: In the spirit of saying that might
be politically incorrect, tell the voters something that might be politically incorrect. Primarily, because I- I have studied, you
know, the Middle East *laughter* Obviously, you’re not going to accomplish
all of your goals without some collateral damage, you have to be able
to assess what is acceptable and what is not. You know, to bomb children, you know, coming
out of refineries is acceptable. Chaos is acceptable, death of the environment is acceptable, dictators, acceptable, bomb millions of people- Senator Marco Rubio-
acceptable, skin children, acceptable. Please, weigh in. Rubio: On anything I want? – oh I thought
you- well let me talk about poverty! Because let me tell you, if you’re a parent
that’s struggling you know that fifty dollars a month is a difference between a new pair of shoes this month, or
not getting a new pair of shoes for your kids. I’m going to have a tax plan that is pro-shoes, Because shoes are the most important right
in society, You cannot have a strong country without strong
shoes. Moderator: Senator Cruz, thirty… thirty
seconds on this one. You know, I think of these issues from the
perspective of my dad. My dad fled Cuba in 1957, he was just 18. He couldn’t speak English, he had nothing and a $100 million and, and magic pixie dust in his underwear. You know, the lines are very, very clear. Marco went on Univision, in Spanish, and said he would not rescind President Obama’s illegal executive amnesty- Rubio: I don’t know how he knows what I said
on Univision because he doesn’t speak Spanish. And second of all, the other point that I would- that’s a matter of principl- you are the single
biggest liar you probably are worse than Jeb Bush. You are the single biggest liar. Terrible! By the way, none of these folks are getting
elected. And you know what? I don’t need to do this.