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Corporate – The Well-Being of Our Employees

– The average life expectancy for a Hampton DeVille employee is 57.1 years. The average employee has 7.8 suicidal thoughts

♪ I saw a story about a girl ♪ ♪ Not even 20 yet ♪ ♪ She was bullied by

[rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans] ♪ ♪ – LATRELL? – WHAT’S UP, BABY GIRL? – CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT

♪ WHY CAN’T BE LIFE BE SIMPLE ♪ ♪ 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ♪ MAYBE THEY WOULDN’T BE SO

Now, presidential candidates make a lot of promises, but one thing they always emphasize is what they’ll do in their

– So I kind of position myselfto do it discreetly, you know. And this hot squirt… [laughter] Shoots out of