John Krasinski Is An Action Guy Now


WE’RE HERE WITH OUR FRIEND, JOHN
KRASINSKI. JOHN, I WAS SAYING BEFORE, I’M
SEWER EXCITED ABOUT YOUR NEW SHOW “JACK RYAN.”>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: I THINK WE HAVE A
CLIP. DO YOU KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON IN
THIS ONE? IS IT AN INTERROGATION.>>IT’S A REAL DEAL. YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.>>Stephen: JIM, ROLL THE
ACTION.>>Stephen: WOW. ( APPLAUSE )
THERE YOU HAVE IT. I GUESS YOU REALLY ARE “JACK
RYAN” NOW.>>WHAT WAS THE– WHAT’S THIS? I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I’M A BIG FAN
OF YOURS.>>THANK YOU.>>I THINK YOU’RE A GREAT GUY. YOU’RE SWEET. YOU’RE ADORABLE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>THANK YOU? I DON’T KNOW.>>Stephen: SEE, JUST LIKE
THAT. RIGHT THERE? YOU’RE CHARMING. YOU’RE FUNNY. YOU’RE A COMEDY GUY. AND COMEDY GUYS LIKE YOU AND ME
AREN’T MEANT TO DO ACTION. ( LAUGHTER ).>>WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?>>Stephen: LOOK, I KNOW WHAT
YOU’RE GOING THROUGH. DON’T THINK I DON’T. I TRIED TO MAKE THE LEAP FROM
COMEDY TO ACTION, BACK IN THE DAY. BACK IN 1998, I WAS THE RUNNER
UP FOR THE TITULAR ROLE IN THE VAMPIRE
ACTION MOVIE “BLADE.”>>THE WESLEY SNIPES MOVIE?>>Stephen: YOU DO NOT UTTER
HIS NAME IN THIS HOUSE! ( LAUGHTER )
THE POINT IS, THE POINT IS, COMEDY– COMEDY IS WHAT YOU DO. YOU DO IT GREAT.>>IN THE FIRST SEGMENT, YOU
SAID YOU LOVED “A QUIET PLACE.”>>Stephen: I DID. I SAW IT TWICE. I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF. HILARIOUS. ( LAUGHTER ).>>THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU. OKAY, “13 HOURS,” YOU LOVED
THAT.>>Stephen: “13 HOURS,” IT’S
ONE OF MY FAVORITES. THE PLASTIC SURGERY MOVIE.>>WHAT!>>Stephen: HOOK, HERE YOU
ARE, HERE YOU ARE IN “13 HOURS,” OKAY. IF THE KARDASHIANS CAN PLUMP
THEIR LIPS, YOU CAN CERTAINLY PUT PLUMPERS IN YOUR PECS. THAT’S HILARIOUS.>>THOSE ARE REAL. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: ALL OF IT? THIS IS ALL REAL?>>ALL OF IT.>>Stephen: PROVE IT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
DO 10 PUSHUPS. DO 10– DO 10 PUSH-UPS RIGHT
NOW.>>OKAY, THIS IS GETTING WEIRD.>>Stephen: IS IT?>>CAN WE DP JUST GO BACK TO
HAVING A NICE, FRIENDLY CONVERSATION.>>Stephen: NICE AND FRIENDLY? YOU MEAN YOUR BREAD AND BUTTER,
COMEDY MAN. 10 PUSHUPS. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>I’M– I’M SORRY ABOUT THIS. THIS IS EMBARRASSING FOR
EVERYBODY.>>Stephen: COME ON, COME ON,
THERE YOU GO.>>Stephen: ONE– BUTT DOWN,
BUTT DOWN, BUTT DOWN. THERE GU. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>HAPPY? THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS SO AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE.>>Stephen: JOHN, YOU JUST
PROVED MY POINT. A REAL ACTION GUY WOULDN’T DO
PUSHUPS JUST BECAUSE I TOLD HIM TO, ALL RIGHT. ( LAUGHTER )
A REAL ACTION GUY… ( APPLAUSE )
WOULD PUNCH ME IN THE FACE. ( LAUGHTER ).>>I’M DEFINITELY– I’M NOT
ALLOWED TO PUNCH– I’M NOT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.>>Stephen: THAT’S WHAT I
THOUGHT, OKAY. CLASSIC JOHN KRASINSKI. OKAY? YOU KNOW WHO WOULD HAVE DECKED
ME RIGHT NOW? HARRISON FORD. ( LAUGHTER ).>>WHAT DID YOU SAY?>>Stephen: YEAH. THE REAL JACK RYAN. OH! OH! OH! OH!>>I’M VERY SORRY. ARE YOU OKAY?>>Stephen: EXACTLY WHAT AN
AFFABLE BOY NEXT DOOR WOULD SAY. I FELT NOTHING. NOW, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW BLADE
DOES IT. HA!>>ALL RIGHT, STEPHEN, LISTEN TO
ME. THIS IS A BAD IDEA. YOU DON’T WANT TO FIGHT ME.>>Stephen: OH, WHY, BECAUSE
BEAUTIFUL BROAD-SHOULDERED MAN IS AFRAID HE’S GOING TO HURT ME?>>YES. ALSO, FIGHT SCENES ARE HIGHLY
CHOREOGRAPHED AND EDITED, AND LET’S BE HONEST. YOU DON’T HAVE THE BUDGET FOR
THAT.>>Stephen: NOBODY PUTS CBS IN
A CORNER. EAT GRAPE! AND FIST.>>OH! ALL RIGHT, STEPHEN, ENOUGH,
OKAY. I CAME ON THE SHOW TO HAVE A
NICE CHAT, MAYBE DO A COMEDY BIT.>>Stephen: THIS IS A COMEDY
BIT, JOHN. BY THE WAY, THAT WAS PHYSICAL
COMEDY AT ITS FINEST.>>AARRGGHH!>>AARRGGHH! ( SCREAMING )
( LAUGHTER )>>NOW I GET IT. DID YOU WEAR THAT TO THE “BLADE”
AUDITION?>>I’M GOING TO KILL YOU. ( LAUGHTER )
>>YOUR BEARD LOOKS SO STUPID! ( BELL RINGS )
>>HEY, STEPHEN! I LIKE YOUR BEARD.>>
>>Stephen: THANKS.>>EIGHT, PLEASE. JOHN, HOW ARE YOU!>>SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. YOU WERE ALWAYS SO FUNNY ON “THE
OFFICE.” AND, STEPHEN, YOU WOULD NOT
BELIEVE HOW NICE HE WAS.>>Stephen: OH, YOU BET I
WOULD.>>AND, HEY, CONGRATS ON JACK
RYAN. WOW, COMEDY AND ACTION. THAT’S SO COOL.>>THANK YOU, ELLIE.>>CAN YOU IMAGINE US NERDS
TRYING TO DO ACTION? PUNCH, PUNCH. ELBOW. KICK!>>AARRGGH!>>Stephen: THIS IS EIGHT! THIS IS EIGHT.>>IT’S FIVE.>>Stephen: GET OUT! GET OFF! ( BELL RINGS )
DIDN’T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY, JOHN.>>STEPHEN, STOP IT. ONE OF US IS GOING TO GET HURT.>>Stephen: ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS TELL THE TRUTH. US COMEDY GUYS WILL NEVER BE
LIKE THEM. WE CAN’T BE HEROES. WE’RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE SEXY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: DAMN YOU, KRASINSKI. ARE YOU SEXY!>>GOODBYE, OLD FRIEND.>>Stephen: WOW! I DID NOT SEE THIS AM CATEGORY. I WANT TO THANK MY GUEST, ACTION
GUY JOHN KRASINSKI.>>DID YOU HEAR THAT “ACTION
GUY.”>>Stephen: YOU LOOKED INTO
THE CAMERA. “JACK RYAN” IS ON AMAZON NOW. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK!