John Cena Helps Stephen Defeat Butch the Studio Bully


>>Stephen: WE’RE BACK WITH JOHN
CENA. JOHN, BEFORE THE BREAK WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT YOUR WORKOUT REGIMEN, YOU HAVE TO STAY ALL
PUMPED AND JACKED.>>HAVE TO EAT RIGHT.>>Stephen: THIS IS A QUESTION
THAT SOME OF MY PRODUCERS HAVE ASKED ME TO ASK YOU THIS–
>>THIS ISN’T YOU ASKING ME.>>Stephen: THIS IS NOT ME. THIS IS BEING ASKED THROUGH ME
BY SOME OF MY PRODUCERS. AND LET’S JUST SAY SHE WOULD
LIKE TO KNOW OF ALL THE MUSCLES ON YOUR BODY, ARE ALL OF THEM AS
BIG AS… ( LAUGHTER ).>>WHAT THE —
>>ARE PURPORTED IN CERTAIN MOVIES THEY’VE SEEN?>>MY GOODNESS, MAN.>>Stephen: AGAIN, IT’S NOT
ME.>>IF YOU VACATION SOUTH OF THE
EQUATOR IT’S GOING TO BE A SHORT TRIP. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: REALLY? REALLY?>>I’M NOT DOING ANY NO-HANDED
PUSH-UPS ANY TIME SOON. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) I’M SO GLAD THAT IN THE W.W.E. WE WRESTLE WITHOUT OUR SHIRT AND
NOT WITHOUT OUR PANTS.>>Stephen: THAT IS– THAT
IS–>>ARE WE COOL?>>Stephen: YEAH, WE’RE
ABSOLUTELY COOL. NOW, THIS IS HOW I WOULD ANSWER
THAT. ASK ME.>>SO, STEPHEN, I’VE BEEN
WATCHING YOU IN MOVIES AND, YOU KNOW, SOMEONE ASKED ME TO ASK–
THIS ISN’T FROM ME– BUT SOMEONE– LET’S JUST SAY SHE–
ASKED ME YOUR MUSCLES ARE SO ENORMOUS, ARE– ARE ALL YOUR
MUSCLES BIG?>>Stephen: OH, I’VE GOT A
HUGE ( BLEEP ). ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).>>AND THAT’S WHY YOU’RE BEHIND
THE DESK AND I’M IN THE CHAIR!>>Stephen: NO ONE’S GOING TO
FACT CHECK YOU. OKAY, OKAY. NOW, LET’S GET BACK TO WRESTLING
HERE FOR A SECOND. YOU CAN EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO
ME–>>MAN, THIS IS AWESOME.>>Stephen: ONLY CBS. ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, EXPLAIN– EXPLAIN TO ME– YOU CAN EXPLAIN THIS TO ME
BECAUSE I’VE WATCHED WRESTLING SINCE EVIDENCE A KID. YOU DON’T NOT ONLY HAVE TO BE IN
SHAPE BUT YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THE PHYSICS OF CERTAIN MOVES. HOW DO YOU THE THE PILE DRIVER.>>YOU TAKE A GUY’S FUNNY BITS
AND PUT THEM IN YOUR FACE AND YOU USE THROANCH– WHAT? WHAT’S UP, MAN?>>WELL, WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN’T
STEPHEN COLBERT, “THE LATE SHOW” DUMMY.>>Stephen: I’M SORRY ABOUT
THIS.>>UH, WHO IS THIS?>>Stephen: THIS IS– THIS IS
BUTCH THE STUDIO BULLY. I’M SORRY ABOUT THIS. BUTCH, I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF
AN INTERVIEW HERE, SO MAYBE…>>
>>HOW ARE YOU GOING TO ASK YOUR STUPID QUESTIONS WITHOUT YOUR
STUPID CARDS? DUMMY. I’LL BE WAITING FOR YOU! ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: JOHN, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? HE’S BEEN MAKING MY LIFE A
LIVING HELL. YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT HITTING
PEOPLE.>>DAMN RIGHT I DO. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET ME IN
FIGHTING SHAPE?>>SURE, WE’LL START WITH A FEW
WEEKS OF CARDIO, GET YOUR HEART RATE UP, THEN FOCUS ON STRENGTH
AND RESISTANCE, ADJUST YOUR DIET–
>>Stephen: ALL I HAVE TIME FOR IS A TRAINING MONTAGE.>>GOOD ENOUGH! TAKE MY HAND! ♪ ♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: STEPHEN, YOU GOTTA
WANT IT! IT’S GOT TO BE AN EIGHT-INCH
DOLLOP. IT’S NOT GOING TO FROST ITSELF. DON’T GO SOFT ON ME! GET BACK IN THERE! ♪ ♪ ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪
>>Stephen: WOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WOW, THANKS, MAN, THANKS MAN. I FEEL TOTALLY RIPPED AND
JACKED.>>BUSTING OUT OF THAT SUIT,
MAN.>>Stephen: THANKS, MAN, I’M
REALLY FEELING IT.>>IF THAT BULLY EVER COMES BACK
HE’S GOING TO GET HIS. HEY, MAN, I DIDN’T EVEN SEE YOU
THERE.>>YOU KNOW, I COULDN’T WAIT SO
I’M JUST GOG POUND YOU NOW.>>Stephen: WELL, BUTCH, I’M
READY FOR YOU.>>OH YEAH?>>Stephen: YEAH. GET HIM, JOHN!>>DAMN RIGHT, I’M GOING TO KILL
YOUR WHOLE FACE.>>Stephen: W.W.E. SUMMERSLAM
TAKES PLACE ON SUNDAY, AUGUST 21 LIVE ON W.W.E. NETWORK. JOHN CENA!