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Totally Religious
1989

Elektra (9 60859-2)

Produced by Howard Gray and Robert Stevens

Recorded and mixed at Sheffield Recording, Phoenix, Maryland. Pre-Production at Miami Sound, Miami, Florida
and Alaska Studios, Waterloo, London.

Dedicated to Vic Maile

All songs written by Bill Carter

         
 
1: Four Engines Burning
(Over The USA) (3:55)
2: Mega City 1 (4:07)
3: Wall Of Shame (4:11)
4: Nitro (3:18)
5: Big Big Sky (5:13)
6: Watusi Wedding (2:41)
7: Here Comes Lucky (4:31)
8: Gunfight (3:01)
9: Martian (3:19)
10: All Gassed Up (3:00)
   
       
 
      'Totally Religious' turned out to be the Screaming Blue Messiahs' final studio album. The overall tone of the songs is generally more serious than on 'Bikini Red', taking in such diverse themes as war, religion, westerns, Judge Dredd, martians and getting hitched with African tribesmen! Sadly Vic Maile had passed away, and rightly the album is dedicated to his memory. Howard Gray and Rob Stevens' production resulted in an immense wall of sound and there is an epic feel to Bill's ever impressive guitar work. No singles were released and by December 1989, without a record deal, the band finally broke up.
 
 
      Four Engines Burning (Over The USA)

I woke up this morning
Bent on destruction
In my ivory tower
On the sunny side of the street
I'm the last jet pilot
With twenty twenty vision
And mind bending power
On a mission from God

I am the destroyer
Are you gonna make my day
I got four engines burning over the USA

I'm a silver dollar
Defender of the universe
Totally religious
An invincible overlord
I'm a walking nightmare
I'm a chain reaction
I'm a wounded animal
I'm a young girl's dream

CHORUS

Is it a bird
Is it a plane
No it's the witchfinder general
So come on down
He's got four engines burning
Over your town

In the 21st Century
There's a total stranger
He's a repo man
Got the ten commandments

CHORUS

CHORUS
 
 
      Mega City 1

Walk on glass, from dusk til dawn
Looking for citizens breaking the law
I'm the night controller I never sleep
I'm on the graveyard shift and I'm looking for creeps

I am the law there's no remission
You wanna watch TV you need my permission
Don't step off the sidewalk til I say go
Don't answer me back don't give me no lip
You'll get a heat seeking missile
Straight from the hip

I get justice done in Mega City One
I'm the judge top gun
You got nowhere to hide, nowhere to run
Cos I am the law
In Mega City One

The way I like it is the way it is
You'll get yours and he'll get his
There's no such thing as an innocent man
I can bring you in alive or dead
With a demolition detonator
Straight to the head

I get justice done in Mega City One
I'm the judge top gun having fun
There's no escape if you're a law breaker
There's no surrender if you're an offender
You got nowhere to hide, nowhere to run
Cos I am the law
In Mega City One

I get six kind of bullets and you'll get one
I am the law you psycho scum
 
 
  Wall Of Shame

A wise man said it's strange but true
Every little thing that you do
Will forever remain with you
But I don't have to worry any more

I used to be the wind in the holocaust
Blowing through the dust of the souls that were lost
The betrayer of all trust
The holder of a fatal charm

I don't want my name on the wall of shame
On the wall of shame
I don't want my name on the wall of shame

I used to be the killer on the lost highway
I used to be the darkness before the day
But I'd sooner have a hole in my head
Than to be what I want to be

CHORUS
 
 
  Nitro

(Lawrence - the nitro!)

Nitro baby satellite, nitro baby satellite
Nitro baby satellite, nitro baby burning bright
Burning up the stratosphere
Like a Mowtown missile
Burn it up, burn it up, burn it up
I swear to God
I love the smell of nitro in the morning
Tie her down, start it up and don't look back

Nitro baby satellite, nitro baby satellite
Nitro baby nitro dream
Streetwise drag queen
She's shaking, and licensed to thrill
Like a Mowtown missile
Burn it up, burn it up
I love the smell of nitro in the morning
Tie her down, start her up
Tie her down, start her up and don't look back

Nitro baby satellite
Shining in the pale moonlight
She's gun metal blue
She's a Mowtown missile
Meltdown missile
Burn it up, burn it up
I swear to God
I love the smell of nitro in the morning
Tie her down, start her up
Tie her down, start her up and die
I swear to God, I swear to God, I swear to God
Yes officer I've got a complaint, see that car over there
She's black and evil with chrome all down the outside

I swear to God, I swear to God
Sometimes she's alive
Nitro baby satellite
Nitro baby satellite
Nitro baby satellite
Interestingly here, on one of his last songs with the Messiahs Bill harks back to one of his very earliest with Motor Boys Motor. On the MBM opening track 'Drive Friendly' we have the same refrain about the complaint to the officer regarding the 'evil car over there, I swear to God, I swear to God'.
 
 
  Big Big Sky

Underneath the big big sky
Me and my baby big wide eyes
Solarcaine and key lime pie
Feels good inside, feels good inside

Little children by my side
They looking up big wide eyes
Little children 1-2-3
What'll they be, what'll they be
All I do is live and die
Underneath the big big sky
I live and die, and I don't know why

Sister you'd better be afraid
(Planets and oceans)
Time is winding up
(Perpetual motions)
Brother you'd better be afraid
(Waiting for time to pass by)
Time is winding up
Mother you'd better be afraid
(Across all the nations)
Time is winding up
(Radio stations)
Father you'd better be afraid
(Under the big big sky)
Time is winding up

In sixty five we took a honeymoon
Three mile island twenty dollar room
Making babies boom boom boom
Feels good inside, feels good inside
You and the devil and the deep blue me
Kids upstairs watching TV
Look out the window and what do we see
It's Maryland just like God planned
All we do is live and die
Underneath the big big sky
Live and die and we don't know why

CHORUS

Twenty years later we're old and grey
Sitting on the deckchair looking at the bay
You look at me and look in my eyes
And we get ready to say goodbye
All we do is live and die
Underneath the big big sky
I live and die and I don't know why

CHORUS

Time, time is winding up
Underneath the big big sky
Time is winding up
I live and die and I don't know why
Underneath the big big sky
...and key lime pie
 
 
  Watusi Wedding

The bride turned 'round and said I don't wanna die
G-man said you need an alibi
Like the silver surfer in the neon sky
So hang ten baby til your mouth goes dry

Welcome to the wedding
(Watusi wedding)
It's a different kind of wedding
(Watusi wedding)
You don't need a preacher
(Watusi wedding)
All you have to do is reach her
(Watusi wedding)

All he ever wanted was a dream come true
Back to the future to the place he never knew
Twenty-eight channels and a satellite dish
So they both closed their eyes, then they made a wish

CHORUS

Love is a sin, love is a sin
You don't know the shape I'm in
Everybody's happy when the baby cries
Wedding bells, wedding bells, wedding bells
It's the only way to lie

CHORUS

You just gotta reach her
You just gotta reach her like
Watusi, Watusi, Watusi
Do you take this man to be your lawful wedded wife
 
 
  Here Comes Lucky

Moonbeams shining on the river
Stardust is falling like the rain
Sometimes I look around and remember
Things will never be the same again

A long time ago in the desert sand
A baby was born in a foreign land
And three wise men came into town
And said how the baby should wear a crown

Here comes Lucky

He gave life with his magic hands
He gave reason to people who don't understand
He gave logic to people with no minds
He gave eyesight to the blind

Here comes Lucky

Tomorrow's children in the promised land
They hold the future in the palm of their hands
And a thousand dollars will buy you a vow
Happy ever after in the here and now

Here comes Lucky

Jesus used to walk on the desert sand
And now it looks like Disneyland

Here comes Lucky
 
 
    Gunfight

Well the vigilante
And the moonshine runner
You got redneck justice
And a railroad track
And a little old lady
In a AAR Cuda
Saw the riccochet
Go riding by

Gunfight
Gunfight
Gunfight
Gunfight at the OK Corral

Well the local cops
Made the scene of the crime
When the shooting stopped
They were just in time
And they talked to the witness
From the liquor store
About all the criminals
Who broke the law

Gunfight
Gunfight
Gunfight
Gunfight at the Psycho Tropical

At the High Chaparral
So the man in the moon
Takes a look into town
And the shooting stars
Are lying on the ground
And all the bad guys
Are lying on the floor
And they weren't bad guys
Anymore

Gunfight
Gunfight
Gunfight
Gunfight at the OK Corral
At the Psycho Tropical
At the High Chaparral
AAR Cuda -
sans little old lady
 
 
  Martian

Dolphins, porpoise, Eskimo
Big Jack Daniels and Tokyo Joe
Fishes in the sea swimming low, swimming low
And I'm running down the alley in the afterglow

It's a lonely nation but I don't know why
It's a lonely nation but I don't know why
Will the real Martians please stand up

Talking dreams and vertigo
Watching TV in a mobile home
Searching through the wreckage trying to find a phone
I've got twenty-one days to pay off my loan

CHORUS

Swim ,swim, swim like the birds

They were the ideal woman and the perfect man
You should have seen the look on their face
When the bartender said what'll it be
They looked real lost like monkeys in space

CHORUS

Dolphins, porpoise, Eskimo
Big Jack Daniels and Tokyo Joe
Fishes in the sea swimming low, swimming low
And I'm running through the alley in the afterglow

CHORUS
 
 
    All Gassed Up

I walked into town in the cocktail hour
It's 3am and it's all shut down
Looking to get myself a drink
It don't go down in this dumb town

I'm all gassed up, I'm all gassed up, I'm all gassed up
I'm all gassed up I got no place to go

B girls walking all over town
The place looks like a twister touched down
They can walk on water all night long
They take any kind of money

CHORUS

I took a little drive down the Miracle Mile
Cop looked at me with the cutest smile
Said get on the floor, pancake style
I'm gonna take you downtown to cool off for a while

CHORUS

I'm gonna be here for the rest of my life
I'm gonna be here for the rest of my life
I'm gonna be here for the rest of my life

CHORUS
Miracle Mile, Wilshire Boulevard, Los Angeles